• Dangerous_Nitwit@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    threatened with dismantling.

    Reporter: Coach, rumor has that your mantles have been stolen.

    BB: (Usually these press conferences are so mundane that no questions ever make me, Bill Belichick, the worlds greatest coach ever in any sport ever, even look up. But this idiot just asked me if my mantles were stolen, I think): Uhh what?

    Reporter: Preliminary German reports show you are being dismantled. Have your mantles been stolen yet?

    BB: Yes. Next question