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minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·4 days agoI will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days agoHe can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
minus-squareandallthat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 days agoWho voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
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FTFY
He sure as hell wants to rape her already.
He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
Can’t he just nuke the thunderstorm?
Nuke his country’s capital.
Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.