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5 photos of Darth Vader, each showing the scene described in their captions:
- Darth Vader personally goes to the Tantive IV, which is covered in spaceship, to oversee the operation
- Darth Vader personally goes to Hoth, which is covered in snow, to oversee the operation
- Darth Vader personally goes to Cloud City, which is covered in city, to oversee the operation
- Darth Vader personally goes to the forest moon of Endor, which is covered in forest, to oversee the operation
- Vader: She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to recover them.
Commander Praji: Do you want me to prepare your ship so you can oversee the operation personally like you always do?
Vader: Of course not. That planet is covered in sand. I-
Both imperials in chorus:-don’t like sand. It’s course and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere. We know, we know.
And people still say hiding Luke in the middle of Space Sahara was a stupid choice…
I don’t even feel like this is a meme, just a valid point I don’t think Lucas even realized he was building
I don’t think it would be hard for Vader to find him on a planet made of glass.
Seriously though, now you got me wondering if the sand thing in the prequels was Lucas refrencing the absurdity of Vader not going
Could you imagine trying to get sand out of that suit? He can’t take it off until he gets home after all.
What if the Deathstar was secretly Vader’s plan to get rid of sand in all the Galaxy.
We only saw the big rocks when Alderaan exploded but it probably created some little ones as well.
NOOOOOOOO!
“…To RETRIEVE them” thank you very much 🙄
Sand really gums up the parts. Ya don’t want that.
Also, I was born there, and I hate it.