Oh man this is great, just last night I was chilling with Jason Kidd and J.R. Smith who were both going at it on Mario Kart 8 and while they were trying to get the controls grip and order figured out at the same time. After a few minutes J.R. realized he was Peach the whole time and was looking at Jason’s side of the screen during the match. Jason was using Metal Mario by the way. Anyway while in the lobby waiting for the next match Jason turns to me and says “You know the thing about Melo is that he shoots the ball like he’s got unlimited ammo, like he can just shoot and shoot some more and eventually things will go his way.”

It was really telling and I wanted to hear more about their time on the Knicks but I was at work and they were hanging out in the break room of the Dollar Tree which I was sure wasn’t allowed. Jason agreed to leave but J.R. refused and instead started stocking shelves with me. I really hope I don’t get fired because I really need this job.