Unbelievable stat I heard from Andrew Schlect on the Athletic NBA Show. Youth and inexperience personified.

Link here for first half stats, and here for second half stats.

  • IsaacDPOYFultzMIP@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    I tried to tell my 4 y/o son not to put his small toys in his mouth because it’s a choking hazard. He didn’t understand until I yelled “ORLANDO MAGIC”. My son now knows not to eat his toys.

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    1 year ago

    Makes me excited to watch every game then miserable by the end.

    No doubt about it, I’m ready to be hurt again.

  • MDL6@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    We’ve trailed once at half, and it was by 2 or 3. Every game with the exception of two so far follows the same script: get out to a nice lead at the half, then completely forget how to play basketball in the 2nd. Just a matter of whether or not they fully complete the collapse or hang on.

    Spacing is just non-existent, especially with Gary having been out. Teams pack the paint on Paolo and Franz and allow anyone to shoot.

    All that said, it’s honestly a pretty ideal start to the season — the team’s issues are glaring and will necessitate a fix sometime in the not-too-distant future, and yet they’re above .500.

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    1 year ago

    I remember watching a Paolo interview with SLAM where he said Cole plays Pokemon during halftime. I swear everyone just scrolls through their phone while the coach talk during halftime and then they come out flat for the rest of the game. You can set your watch to it.

  • ImaginaryFriends_@alien.topB
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    1 year ago

    This absolutely has to come down to coaching more than anything, Mosely does nothing in terms of adjustments but more importantly his 4th quarter game plan is awful. They have a chance to call a timeout or run a few set plays but no matter what he either doesn’t or the play they run involves no one knowing what to do and 2 guys literally bumping into each other because they have no clue what’s going on and the play breaks down. He does not have them ready for the end of the game, we’re the anti Steelers of the NBA

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    1 year ago

    Need to hit them with the Men in Black device during halftime so they think they’re playing the first half.

    • RespecDev@alien.topB
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      1 year ago

      We’re the anti-Lakers in a lot of ways.

      Relatively young franchise vs. old franchise

      Young roster vs. old roster

      No championships vs. most championships

      Small market vs. huge market

      East coast vs. west coast

      The year we had our best chance at a championship, we were beaten in the Finals… by the Lakers. And then our superstar center left to join… the Lakers… just like our previous superstar center did, who had led us the only other time we’ve been in the Finals. Also, Lebron said shitty things about us, as did Kyle Kuzma… when he was on the Lakers.

      We have no love for the Lakers.