I have a new numbness to the misfortune of these people. They are so horrible that I’ve lost any empathy for them.
Can he just die already? Sick of Moscow Mitch.
We know what he stands for but what does he fall for?
Gravity.
He doesn’t fall, Hell keeps pulling him down to where he belongs.
I hope the hallway is alright
Did he break a hip?
If he’s there, who is standing in a portrait frame looking menacingly at people as they walk by?
Entire story content:
Sen. Mitch McConnell, 83, fell to the ground in a Capitol hallway Thursday afternoon as he made his way to Senate votes. This is a developing story. Please check back for updates.
New update:
McConnell, who announced in February that he would not seek reelection, fell to the floor while two volunteers from the environmental advocacy group Sunrise Movement approached the senator and asked him a question about Immigration and Customs Enforcement actions. He did not respond to the question. The senator seemed unsteady, but got up and kept walking with the help of his detail. He then waved to the two individuals who were questioning him.
Attack by environmental terrorists confirmed.
To summarize further: “An old man fell”
It’s so sad that McConnell isn’t going to live to see the America he was so instrumental in creating.
He doesn’t care. He got his, fuck everyone else.
You mean the smoking pit where america was
Now the Congress will obsess itself finding out who on the Senate janitorial staff is an Antifa plant
Whichever is brownest
I hear he got back up, so bad news everyone.
Fuck this headline … tell us when he’s freakin dead.
Oh no, is the hallway OK?
As long as he didn’t land on the back of his shell, he should be able to get up. Turtles are pretty close to the ground anyway.
