return2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years agoHouse Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+www.lgbtqnation.comexternal-linkmessage-square287linkfedilinkarrow-up1888arrow-down127
arrow-up1861arrow-down1external-linkHouse Speaker Mike Johnson says God will punish “depraved” U.S. because more teens identify as LGBTQ+www.lgbtqnation.comreturn2ozma@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square287linkfedilink
minus-squareTheJims@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·2 years agoIf god existed she’d turn Mike Johnson into a newt.
minus-squareLodespawn@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·2 years agoI dunno, newts seem pretty cool, like little wingless water dragons. Couldn’t she maybe turn him into an intestinal worm or something?
If god existed she’d turn Mike Johnson into a newt.
A newt!?
Gingrich?
I dunno, newts seem pretty cool, like little wingless water dragons. Couldn’t she maybe turn him into an intestinal worm or something?