• cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Tim Apple is like the only positive thing that came out of Trump’s mouth/presidency, except for

    very legal, very cool

    perfect phone calls

    gushing about chocolate cake while bombing Iraq Syria

    big, red button for Diet Coke room service in White House

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      11 months ago

      Idk man.

      Trump was easily the most comedically entertaining president. Like, not in a good way. Like, cofveve or whatever wtf?

      I’ll present you with Shane Gillis doing a bit

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        K I still need someone to sit down with me and explain the whole “Covfefe” thing

        Edit: in homeopathic sized doses, he is objectively hilarious and tolerable. But his word salads make me wanna needa self-cannabinalize

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          11 months ago

          It was a tweet. He tweeted this absolute nonsense and everyone was like “wtf is he on drugs?”

          That’s it.

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            But like has anyone tried to explain or postulate what was meant specifically by covfefe, like what was the context?

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            covfefe = coverage

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              He probably just fat-fingered his phone with a half-written tweet open. If he’d just followed that up with “…coverage I’m actually the awesomest president ever blah blah blah” nobody would’ve noticed.

              But instead it turned into this whole thing about how the tweet was meaningful and people were just too dumb to get it. Which just made him look ridiculous as usual.

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              Yes. Many people have tried to explain it. Parts of the qult are claiming that it’s a cure for the covid vaccine, (Co)Cobalt, (V)Vanadium, and two (Fe) iron.

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                  That’s what actually happened, yes. That doesn’t mean that many people who worship him have not tried to find an explanation that means it was completely intentional, and I think it’s worth knowing about how far people will go in his defence, even when it requires them to twist themselves into pretzels to defend something that would have been completely fine if he had just laughed it off.

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              11 months ago

              I mean it was midnight. So, I think he was trying to say something about despite a day of bad press coverage, coffee? Has allowed him to…

              Fall asleep face first on his keyboard?

              Idk.

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              He was on episodes of WWE wrestling, im pretty sure he just spelled “kayfabe” wrong

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        Bush Jr’s asinine ramblings were funnier IMO. “Now watch this drive” lives in my head rent free.

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        I’m pretty sure he was referring to “kayfabe” and didn’t quite get it right

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      11 months ago

      Meatball Ron is pretty funny. Normally his nicknames for people are fucking stupid.

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      11 months ago

      Former President Drink Bleach was a source of many quips or words, good words for those reading along at a 4th grade level…

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        He did restore faith that George W Bush decision to finish reading a children’s book when the planes were crashing into the trade centre was the best choice.

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        11 months ago

        U got me, but thats nitpicky lol

        Edit: i like how its set up so he can easily chunk it together

        Person = woman or man Camera = tv

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        11 months ago

        the stable-est

        Like where voluminous bullshit and horseshit are generated on the daily. I’d say even when he’s constipated he always REGULAR lol😎