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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

Harken, mortals, your saviour is born

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Harken, mortals, your saviour is born

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
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    Would

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    Oh great, now I got a new fetish

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    Cosplay is by https://www.instagram.com/strawhiskey/

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    Afraid of what? Spiderowl?

    Puh-lease…

    Now is the time for holiday cheer, not shit-talking my pet :(

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      That’s biblically accurate furby

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          Huh?

          This is a 5000 year old meme.

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            We can’t all be champion scholars…

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    I see why Kentucky Ballistics always shoots them before they can take their final form.

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    We were visited by Transformers 3000 years ago and this is what made sense to their brain.

    Maybe

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    Thanks, I hate it.

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    Gotta wonder what they were smoking in the middle east 3000 years ago to come up with these biblically accurate angels

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    I want one of these “Biblically accurate angels” for my Christmas tree.

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    Because Joseph her husband was faithful to the law, and yet did not want to expose her to public disgrace, he had in mind to divorce her quietly. But after he had considered this, an angel of the Lord appeared to him in a dream…

    Joseph: “Holy mother of God!!”

    Angel: “Yeah, funny you should say that…”

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    No way, sorry. But it’s not the wings and eyes that make me afraid.

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    I have noticed that some things I say are no-nos… (vaginal discharge must be managed)

    so, ADMINS HERE, lemme know: will you only accept ancient mythological busllshit, or will you react violently to the common reality which proves almost everything you ever say is a massive lie?"

    WE have a life to live. I will replace every useless shit with a path to defeat you

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