It was on the counter just like that. Pretty sure I would have noticed this immediately if it was like that when I put it there last night. I live alone… I’m just really confused.
It is not the fork that bends, it is only yourself.
How is bro contacting us from the matrix
Your fork is a vulcan, live long and prosper 🖖
You’re standing over ground water and should drill a well there
That must be one helluva water source to get it to cross fork tines.
Oh how funny, I was just talking out loud to myself yesterday about dowsing even though I’ve never dowsed before, just learned about it by staring at screens.
A Vulcan 🖖
Are you in the Portland area? I’ve been robbing apartments and this is my calling card. If you haven’t yet, you miiight want to check your closets and safes.
I very much am not.
Probably someone trying to imitate me, then.
TIL that Caketaco, the Portland forkbender, has an international fanbase.
Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.
The forky bandit?
Could you have pushed something aside, unintentionally wedging the fork between two objects?
If it got wedged in the right way, the tines could bend like that.
Hmm possibly? But I haven’t had the drawer be tough to open recently.
Italian fork?
definitely ghosts. Next time it happens say “Ha ha very funny Jerry, now quit fucking with the forks” if he does it again call him a nerd
I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.
Uri Geller. Run.
I cast James Randi.
Are you a Jedi and you used the fork?
May the fork be with him.
I’ve seen a dishwasher bend tines before. Mostly if they’re cheap, thin forks and you put them tines down in the dishwasher. Forks go tines up.
Don’t have a dishwasher.
You should pick up the phone and call the professionals
Yo momma
Got caught in the drawer.
It looks perfect for jamming into power outlets
