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    1. Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.
    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      someone do tell him, I want to know

      • texture@lemmy.world
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        your bravery is seen

  • zout@fedia.io
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    1. Lemmy was by all accounts a genuinely great guy. (I know, this the shitposting community)
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    My man, I can’t grow up on Kevin Smith films and miss the opportunity to sit between him and Jason Mewes. Are we kidding?

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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      That’s the best seat, because that’s how you end up in some random adventure.

    • texture@lemmy.world
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      kevins films are nice and all, but does he ever have anything of value to actually say?

      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        I’m just worried there might be a typo on my ticket and he decides to enact the law

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    1 or 9. I love both Ozzy’s and Lemmy’s music too much to pass it up.

    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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      They aren’t giving a concert at 10000’

      • Jo4ted@lemmy.zip
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        They both still have crazy life stories, maybe some advice as well.

        • texture@lemmy.world
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          please do not take advice on any topic from mr osbourne

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    I dont like any of these people… :/

    Guess I would sit in the toilet.

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    Trading seats with Silent Bob.

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    if ozzy wasnt behind me it would be an easy 2

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    1. I can have silence or convo, depending on which direction I turn.
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    I’m torn between 4 and 6,

    For 4, while the person behind me will probably be a nuisance, I am in line of of sight for House to diagnose whatever nightmare disease I have. (2 might be better for line of sight, but that requires house turning Hus head all the way)

    6 is a much more comfortable location and hopefully my nightmare disease can be diagnosed audibly, like a cough or something

    I thought about 7, but the person next to house being sick doesn’t make for great TV, so…

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    5 if I want entertainment. 7 if I want to be left the hell alone.

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    7, 4, or 10.

    I’m all about the aisle seat, know I don’t have lupus, and generally do not give of the vibe that I will talk to anyone at any time. Happy to get up when you need, and love to be hydrated.

    And whatever the character is next to 2 looks… ripe.

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      You know who else looks ripe???

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    1. I’d fit right in in more ways than one.
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    I think I’d have a hell of a conversation next to Dr. House and CJ

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    3! Huh huh huh Cornholio!!!

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    I have a hard time deciding between 1, 5 and 7.

    1. I think Ozzy was super chill, so that’s a plus.
    2. Jake may be annoying but it’s worth it if I can mooch an edible.
    3. House could be interesting to talk to but maybe also a jerk, or even better Hugh Laurie would be a blast talking to.

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