I don’t know how but long story short my therapist wants to try a dnd session with me and wants me to dm. Are there any small like one player modules I could run? He wants to play a warlock if that helps.

  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
    15·
    10 months ago

    You showed up in full armor with a mace, 5 torches, and a bag of various animal parts you called “spell components”. You left ration crumbs everywhere and convinced no less than 3 people that their chairs were mimics. The rest we can abide but you know we have a strict “no maces” policy!

    • Jaccident@lemm.ee
      9·
      10 months ago

      Becky from an accounting is a vegan and you insisted on roasting a boar next to her desk. When she asked you to move you just shouted about already having cast Tiny Hut and that you “weren’t going to break camp now!”