• Aurix@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Bruh, if you had invested your school lunch money instead of literally eating it and thus draining it down the toilet, you would have been a millionaire by now. Subscribe for more of my finance tips for just $20 a month.

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      10 months ago

      i was so fucking dumb at 8 years old. instead of buying a house for renting for passive income i bought a 5 dollar guitar hero rock the 80s game on ps2

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        10 months ago

        Wait, what did you do with the small million dollar loan from your parents?

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      10 months ago

      You had lunch money? I had enough to cover 1 small milk carton a week. I had hunger and no investments.