If the only tool you have is a hammer…
Its interesting that AI is so “mainstream” even though practically no-one wants it.
It’s bad all-around at the moment. Simply not ready for use. People see and recognize that. Yet still… It’s pushed into us. Why?
everyone knows, data harvesting
Finally, a phone specifically for morons.
Slop found in dumpster.
Was it this slop company that recently said it wasn’t going to do any more “side quests”?
Sure, go for it. Throw everything at the wall, see what sticks. I personally don’t need an alarm that is only is right some of the time and apologizes when it wakes me up an hour late, but to each their own.
Sorry boss, my AI alarm clock hallucinated the time zone, then my AI car drove through a construction zone, then the AI badge reader to get into the building forgot how to unlock the door
But imagine if you could just like, ask your phone to set an alarm! And then it would do it!
… what do you mean we’ve already had that tech for a decade?
Maybe I shouldn’t get up and go to work today…
You are so right about that. You deserve a day off. Let me forge a doctor’s note and send it to your boss.
^This will happen exactly one time.
By offering the phone itself, the company could gain access to more data about users’ habits than an app on the phone could.
Oh, well then. That’s obviously why people buy phones.
Trying to out Google the Google with this one.
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Hahahahahahaha what a fucking terrible idea, holy shit. Beside sam altman, who the fuck would use this?
He probably won’t use it himself. The tech bros pushing all these things don’t partake on their own supply in their personal lives because they know how dumb or dangerous it is.
OpenAI could fuck themselves too. Who knows.
Omfg, the cyber truck of phones, I dare you to spend billions developing this, I double dare you Altman.
Is this the kind of headline that makes investors excited?
Apparently they are too dumb to ask themselves “if AI is ready to replace the work force and make billions per minute, why do they need to venture into these weird, half hashed, plans and products BEFORE they even turn a penny on what they are supposedly amazing at?”
So every button is just a different prompt? Sounds silly.
Phone that you can talk with. Sounds about right.
