Fuck that I’m 100% ready to become a little goblin. Imma get down to some goblin type stuff,
Little goblin thoughts, like making goblin stew, crafting goblin traps, infecting little goblin poo-knives, training small animals to be goblin mounts,
Planning to go to war with the pixies, until some one gives me a mix tape with the pixies on it, then hiding my love for the pixies from my goblin friends, and getting confused when someone tells me the pixies are human
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Ooooo stop!
That’s nothing, yesterday I made my wife an omelette.
How you like them eggs, girrrrl?
Damn dog thats cold
You usually cook it first instead of eating it off the freezer
but what if he’s tired of work and wants to be a little goblin for a change?
Where can I find a gf, that would sew me a goblin, post it online, then get accused of turning me into a goblin?
Fetlife?
Brb!
It’s been 4 hours. It must’ve worked. Op is a goblin now!
Yeah, haha, GOBLIN THAT P-
oop she says she’ll put me in a vile, loathsome cage made of Hateful Iron if I finish that sentence >:(
What’s wrong with potatoes?
Looks like the guy from peglin
He got better…
I wanna be a little goblin 🥺
Statistics say that there is a decent amount of Boyfriends for who this would be an improvement.
If he gets to ride between boobs it might be a good vacation
I disagree. Some people do deserve this.
I’m laughing my balls of
Looks like Peglin
😂😂😂
