Back when Microsoft was evil, but still tried to make a decent product. Now they are just evil and slop. So much slop.
Coke is a hell of a drug
Things that are okay if you’re white and rich but not if you’re anything else. Also, cocaine is fun.
Living in a van down by the river.
Give the man an aspirin.
Cocaine.
He’s like if the “van down by the river” character was in charge of microsoft
Still better than Nadella.
That is the most on cocaine I’ve seen anyone be
This is the most cocaine I’ve ever seen anyone be
I think he checked out and let the cocaine do the talking / moving.
I’ll never not be surprised at how he wasn’t having a heart attack on stage.
When I was a MS employee for a couple years I saw Ballmer in person at a quarterly division meeting, and I have to admit his enthusiasm was very contagious. He was like a kid at a Pokemon convention. Never saw him sweat like this tho.
Same. I met him, shook his hand, and he was fine
Damn Chris Farley would have done an ✨ideal✨ impersonation of this guy
Hey Dad, I cant see too good. Is that Steve Jobs over here?
Cocaine was a little stronger than you anticipated?
Cocaine!!
I thought Ballmer’s peak was just a funny graph. I understand it a lot better now.
Made me think of this banger
How have I never seen this before? This is awesome!
Glad to have introduced you
