Is that you violet08?
Go for the fat one. He’ll eat your pussy until you’re dead.
My bad. If you have a pussy.
Just reminded me of this old comic.

Everyone does
funny enough, my mom tried to set me up with her coworkers before
I mean, her coworkers can be younger than her.
Or older. Or this could be a family-run business in rural Alabama. Hard to say from the small fragments of information the commenter provided.
Or older
I wish. A lot of mom’s older coworkers were pretty hot. In this instance the girl she tried to set me up with was my age.
That said, there was no bigger turn-off for me than my mom trying to set things up or in any way get involved in my romantic life. She meant well, and it wasn’t in a toxic way, but my mom could get way too nosey for my comfort.
Pedophiles and incest in Alabama? I’m shocked.
Marry someone old and infirm, get their money, marry a gold digger. It’s the circle of life!


