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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 month ago

Bard: Get in line. I wish for...

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Bard: Get in line. I wish for...

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 1 month ago
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  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    I wish for one more wish

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    I wish for one more wish

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Orange

    Orange who?

    Orange you glad I didn’t say I wish for one more wish?

    Edit: if this isn’t a casting of viscous mockery then I don’t know what is.

    Edit 2: I forgot the point of the joke, fixed plural problems

  • kibiz0r@midwest.social
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    I wish for one unrestricted wish

    • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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      Then I wish for two more wishes.

      Then I wish that wishes are an absolute value.

      Then I wish for a million fewer wishes.

      • Ozymandias1688@feddit.org
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        Then I wish for 65,536 wishes. The genie crashes with an integer overflow error.

        • ddplf@szmer.info
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          There’s no crash, you just go back to 0. Goodbye.

          • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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            If num_wishes is a signed int, wouldn’t it overflow back to -65536? I suddenly owe the genie a bunch of wishes?

            • bstix@feddit.dk
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              All I have to offer is half a bowl of instant noodles, a lawnmower full of grass and toe nail clippings. So Genie, what do you wish for?

        • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Nah, it doesn’t crash, now you just have to perform 65,535 wishes for the genie.

  • lambisio@feddit.cl
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    “Dormamu! I’ve come to charm!”

    • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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      pelvic thrust

      • lambisio@feddit.cl
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        …I just mentally read that in the voice of Cyclops’s “OPTIC BLAST!”.

        Thank you I hate it :p

  • djmikeale@feddit.dk
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    I wish for more genies

  • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m 99% certain everyone who tries thinking of loopholes to get infinite wishes wouldn’t know what to do with them.

    • threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s not the point. The fun is to try and push the system until it breaks. I don’t need to actually use any of my infinite wishes once I have them. I’ve already had my fun.

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