“Hey wait a minute… This fruit is plastic!” - Angry fruit fly after discovering the truth

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

a party with friends ended up with eating a melon with a spoon while filling each showing home with rum. later somebody was supposed to toss the remainder outside and claimed he did so. to the hosts horror, he did not and it was just lying behind the couch for a full day.

i remember taking to him on the phone while he was using a vacuum to limit the fruit fly invasion xD

Daily reminder fruit flies don’t eat fruit, they eat yeast.