Asshole ratio: 0 % = best person in the world.
100 % = worst person in the world.Computed as an average of bad “actions” with respect to all actions.
Good and bad evaluated with respect to proven positive impact on people’s lifes and the planet.
Number of farts in their lives.
None. Someday, some company will build and sell a tool that actually does that, and it will be hella privacy invasive. Actually, it’ll probably just be another invasive feature added to the Ray Ban perv glasses.
Times they told the truth.
If it’s objective truth, sweet! Motherload I can asking anyone the a question to the secrets of the universe and know whether they’re wild guess was true!
If it’s subjective truth, also useful, but you know just lies or ignorance detector
Number of days since they finished reading a book.
Percentage on how likely someone is to be caught if they were murdered along with the coordinates of that location 48 hours from current time.
Just for curiosity.
Or maybe what everyone else said about farts or something
You could cheese this by picking a statistic for something like “likelihood to agree if asked for a favor”. I’m not going to stress over the wording on how to make it most useful, but something like that could be interesting.
Or something like “amount of undiagnosed cancers” if you want to save people.
This reminds me of this animated YT video in which timers are displayed above peoples’ heads that show the amount of seconds passed since that person last shit their pants: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WgbI5orsSMY
Over night, social hierarchies are upturned, respect is earned and lost based on that number.
Their name.
How many people’s livelihood can be affected by their decision.
Human or Not Human
Happiness.
I was going to hold back on this one, but then i read the comments section:
Willingness to give head on a scale of 1-100. the Stat could have different color codes though, so I could “at a glance” some further info. (like bright red means they probably have an STI, regardless of the number, or lavender over a woman means she prefers “tacos” if you catch my meaning, dark green could mean they are down with little convincing, you know, “that sort of thing.”)
I’m expecting to confirm my suspicions that the numbers are not as high as the spicy sites would have you believe.
Number of hugs
Lifetime Intrusive thoughts counter
