Slap your thigh, stand up, and say “Welp, time to call it a night!”.
well, you done did it there. ooops! started the minnesota good-bye. now you’re locked-in for another hour-and-a-half.
Some possible context here. I love this video.
In Germany you would do the same, but only say “So!”
Welp…
I want this in my home just so I can get some excellent eye rolls from my guests when I say it.
Just say “cuddle puddle time!” and start pushing the furniture together. 😆
I’m looking at a 120 square foot tiny home right now. What’s this together and apart you speak of?
Your usage per sqft is much higher than average. Sometimes I stand in a corner of my place just to know I am getting my money’s worth.
It’s a quarter to holy shit.
When I’m guest won’t leave?
lol whoops missed that
Look at me. I am guest.
I used to dance around asking anything of anyone as I dont like being a burden to an extreme extent. But I remember in college, I had a epifamy and just said guys ik tired I gotta work tomorrow, ya guys need to head out sorry. Ever since then I just express how I feel as long as its not rude and 99% of people don’t get offended.
99% means you had occasions where people got offended? wtf?
Some people are assholes or have mental illness and you can’t win.
I mean if you literally walk into the room bright eyed and fresh, then make eye contact with everyone there, your face drops and your eyes become evasive and listless, and then you use that excuse…
Christ, what an asshole
Yup, works on this one too
Hey look it’s the the imaginary white guy that they pretend existed in the middle east two thousand years ago with magical abilities they tell us to believe existed or we to burn in a torturous hell for all eternity.
I’m an atheist too, but there’s no need for an anti-religion rant in response to a joke that has Jesus in it.
I’m sorry, the millions if not billions at this point dead because of religion beg to differ. Go defend something that isn’t a net negative on society based on ZERO evidence.
Also, if you’re an athiest, are you ok with the religious groups taking over our government to force us into religion?
I am not okay with religious groups taking over the government to force us into religion.
How many of them do you think justify it to themselves by saying “We have to do this, because if we don’t, atheists will take over the government and outlaw religion”?
Embodying the stereotype of an angry, condescending atheist is the opposite of helpful.
I think you defend evil things and you don’t realize what you defend. Because you say you don’t like them doing that, yet they are… and here you are defending it because “well it just a pic of a joke”.
You won’t be the guy that stands up. You’ll be the guy that defends the evils until you die as they take everything from the rest of us.
You are an atheist? Nah, you’re a fool pretending to be an atheist.
defend evil things
I didn’t defend shit. I criticized you for being the only person to proselytize in the comments of a joke. I even felt bad about it, at first.
You won’t be the guy that stands up
I stand up for people letting others live their lives. Trying to ban religion is barely any better than forcing people to follow a religion, and significantly less likely to succeed.
You’re a fool pretending to be an atheist
The only thing you need to do to be an atheist is not believe in a deity. You have some weirdly dogmatic views for an atheist.
I’m old enough to know when there’s no point in arguing with someone. Feel free to take the last word, if it makes you feel better.
You know what’s real? The grass outside. You can touch it.
Right, but there’s not a single peice of real evidence of this jesus figure.
Did you touch grass tho?
Did you touch grass? Jesus never existed. Look at all the pedo voters downvoting.
Yeah but also he loves you
what a creep
That may be, but WHY would he tell YOU???
They voted in a pedo president, they will rape you mentally too with their “Well we don’t care if you like it not, i’m going to force this on you, my imaginary sky daddy loves you anyway”.
Religion is evil, are so are it’s followers.
