*Microslop
“Let’s go another way where AI helps us to do things, to learn things, to create things, but in ways that we enhance and advance with our distinct perspectives and unique experiences!”
AI can’t do that. And, even if it could be made to look like it is, no one you’re paying is going to bother.
Fucking idiots.
"I can’t be an idiot, look at all the money I have. "
Stupid is as stupid does. Idiot.
Now just imagine putting that shit into the code for your flagship operating system without any kind of human oversight.
Lmao my immediate thought was AI when a .NET update broke the Cambria font recently
[https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/microsoft-satya-nadella-ai-slop](Didn’t Nadella beg people not to call it slop?)
Put your descriptor in the brackets then url in the parentheses.
Yes, and that is mentioned very early in the article in the OP…
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Then don’t invent the fucking torment nexus!
I keep shoving puppies into the shredder but all i get are shredded puppies!!
The problem is that they see people hating the torment nexus and then they assume it must be because they didn’t market it correctly.
Like "oh I guess they don’t like it because they can’t share it, let’s add a suffering multiplexer so they can enjoy it with friends and family*
*⠀for⠀a⠀small**⠀fee
**⠀might⠀not⠀be⠀small
They don’t like when people use the AI trash they baked in their apps? Maybe they should get rid of it 🤔
Actions = Consequences
The global nvestment in data centres for AI is a rouse, the GPUs will be repurposed for crypto based financial systems.
i (kind of) understand the crypto scam going on, and the AI center switch to crypto makes sense. but what’s the lie or angle companies make to sell the switch?
You need to leave!!!
I really think you should.
Oh, he’s the one running Linkedin, now it makes sense why that site, of all places, has anti-AI features now. I hope the shareholders will have mercy with his soul.
You don’t get to complain about the slop when you built the slop factory.
aparently these tech ceo shields thier own children from the brainrot/slop, they know its wrong its doing harm by placing them in expensive private schools away from the “brainrot”
He’s probably only complaining because it’s affecting him personally. If it was only destroying everyone else’s lives he would be happy to be an executioner. After all, he’s just following orders.
…And mandated their employees use it.
Now he’s crying they did what they were told
Remember, though: Microsoft invented the slop factory when they created Microsoft Office.
Sending useless documents back and forth via Outlook predates AI by decades.
I thought they admitted defeat, embracing the uselessness and futility of nearly all office work when they released SharePoint, but I guess they’re still just getting started 🤷
Ahh the good old days when no mid size corp bothered to hire an onprem Sharepoint dev so the install just went unused
Or worse, used!
And demanded everyone use the factory or lose their jobs.
I got into this business inspired by the innovations Microsoft was exploring a decade ago. Microsoft led cloud convenience and digital platform synergy
ew
Sounds like the sort of guy who’s entire “job” is just saying things.
I’d give him the benefit of the doubt, because surely not everyone at microslop wants copilot everywhere, but he heads the department that put copilot into excel, so all my sympathies evaporated.
Congratulations on making me snort wine out of my nose!
Love it
