President Donald Trump on Sunday appeared to suggest that New Mexico should be called “New America,” posting a photo of the state with the new name days after he signed an executive order to change Lake Ontario to “Lake America.”
“Wait…the one next to America, or the one inside America?”
“The one just outside Super America.”
“Wow, nice. How are you getting there?”
“I have a flight out of America on Americaday and then I’m going through America by way of America to America, where I’m America-ing a rental America to America.”
“America America America America?”
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“So where are you going on vacation?”
“America.”
“Again?”
“Oh, no, not that America. I’m going to America.”
“Wait…the one next to America, or the one inside America?”
“The one just outside Super America.”
“Wow, nice. How are you getting there?”
“I have a flight out of America on Americaday and then I’m going through America by way of America to America, where I’m America-ing a rental America to America.”
“America America America America?”
“America America, America America. America America America America America America America America America America America America America America. America America America America America, America America…America America America America America America.”
“America. America America!”
“America!”
That will go perfect with the way these idiots talk about “maga”. They might as well be saying “Marklar”.