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nymnympseudonym@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前

An actual headline someone spent money to advertise

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An actual headline someone spent money to advertise

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nymnympseudonym@piefed.social to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前
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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    BBC discovery rails Trump!

    Trump is subdued by BBC!

    Trump’s says he can take on BBC!

    BBC forces Trump to come!

    BBC penetrates Trump’s Inner Circle!

    Trump can’t take BBC pressure!

    Trump takes BBC head on and chokes!

    BBC bottoms out and Trump powers through!

    BBC stretches Trump thin after intercourse!

    Trump butthurt by BBC slam!

    Trump’s long history taking on BBC revealed!

    • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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      Trump unable to stand after taking on BBC!

    • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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      I was gonna comment something, but after reading this I forgot

  • mangaskahn@lemmy.world
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    3 天前

    They knew

    • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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      3 天前

      That’s the fun part, Trump is the ONLY one that will NEVER know.

      • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Nah, I think Trump is in to dudes.

        • DaTingGoBrrr@lemmy.ml
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          2 天前

          Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing Bubba?

          • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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            Ooh, you want the tame stuff?

            Putin has stuff that makes him screw an entire nation.

      • kingofras@lemmy.world
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        Katie is still ruffling through her notes

        • thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Didn’t he fire her already?

    • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social
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      100%

      My expectation is that when these opportunities arise, it is the responsibility of the writer to use that headline.

    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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      3 天前

      Naw, the picture is just a coincidence.

  • starblursd@lemmy.zip
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    3 天前

    Phrasing 🤣

    • mine@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Are we still doing that?

      • nastronot@lemmy.zip
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        3 天前

        Title of your sex tape

        • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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          2 天前

          Noice. Toit.

          • nastronot@lemmy.zip
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            2 天前

            That’s what he said?

      • andyc@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3 天前

        I have a friend called Lana.

        • dustycups@aussie.zone
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          2 天前

          LANA

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    I needed to go to the comments to find out what was wrong with the headline, looked completely fine to me. Either I’m too autistic or yall need jeezus.

    • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social
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      yall need jeezus

      Does this Jeezus have the BBC?

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        Tap for Explanation if needed

        The character was named Big Dick Buster.

    • Fushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It looks like he’s eating the mike. BBC, Big Black Cock, mike is black…

      This is called a double entendre.

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        Oh, I didn’t even look at the photo. But still I interpreted BBC as the UK broadcaster.

        • Fushuan [he/him]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Well yeah, hence the double entendre. Double meaning. Innuendo.

          They do mean the British BroadCasting, but they are being cheeky with the composition of the image to discreetly insult Trump.

    • SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
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      3 天前

      Jesus fixes headlines???

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    He’s been talking a lot about men’s asses lately.

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      He’s been doing that for a long time

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        he does make that double jerk motion alot, alternating.

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          It’s fun to stay at the

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      and thier hefty penises, its almost never a small pp of republicans.

  • Ariselas@piefed.ca
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    They knew what they were doing

    • magnetosphere@fedia.io
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      And I love them for it

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  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    Interesting. This whole time he was checking out Jon Husted’s ass, unaware that BBC was checking out his own.

  • afk_strats@lemmy.world
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    Court rules Trump must gape for prosecution

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      you misspelled prostitution

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    3 天前

    Lindsey would be proud

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      definitely had all those male escorts of course.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    Oh myyyyy

  • digdig@piefed.social
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    2 天前

    Only openining up I want is an ortopsy.

    • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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      Do you mean autopsy?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Bend over and spread them cheeks.

  • Sarothazrom@lemmy.world
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    well it is locktober after all 😳

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