6am I am sitting with my half-adopted stray by the heater cause I don’t have a cat door and he panics if he wants to leave and I’m not there to open the door

It’s -1°C outside so I have to do this… until I get the right gear

I am horrified 😂

I am currently living in Romania, where summer will kill you and winter will also kill you

My house is 100 years old and my heating consists of three electric heaters, two wooden stoves and a partridge in a pear tree air conditioning

EDIT: My greatgrandparents built the house themselves. It is not well-insulated at all. I may realistically have to ditch if it hits like -25°C

I remember collecting the first gen stickers. Good times

I can be a pokemon if she needs me to?

Rats! My penis has been snubbed once more!

Country McCountryface

Joke’s on you, buddy. At least I have an award

I know a dude with a PhD in Computer Science who’s far-right and his sister is a psychiatrist who thinks conversion therapy works lol lmao

Fun in the dark with an OS you’ve just met. Oh my, how saucy!

That socks

EDIT: I sincerely apologize to anyone who has read my comment and I will now be leaving.

Does it say what kind of DNA or… ?

It goes without saying that Trump, who is friends with that communist Mamdani would want to make America more like the USSR /s

Nope. Trump says it’s the Gulf of America so…

Yogi is now Yogi THE Bear

Tit for tat

Also, Lays’ chips are now Walkers crisps

We’re taking this thing over!

This comment section goes to weird places, man.

Actually, yes. Fuck Yellowstone and fuck Yogi the Bear. I’m gonna go ahead and hate everything in the US and everything in China. EU rules, other places drool! Downvote me if and you dare! I’ve got a baguette and I’m not afraid to use it!

Before Trump, America had democracy and no trains

Now it has no trains and no democracy

Aside from work, most of the talking I do at home is joking around with my cat. He has no idea what the fuck is going on but I crack myself up and he meows his little heart out like he’s watching John Mulaney

My “J” key and my “-” key have not been working for like two years and I am too lazy to do anything about that even though it irritates me badly.

Gotcha!