If it’s not a psychological thriller about people being trapped in a house and bring forced to do things or be killed off by a over watching god like creature, then I’m not watching it.
Theres definitely going to he a scene where someone ends up in a pool and the ladders disappear.
This movie is going to have to be R rated the more you think about what happens in that game. Are they going to shit their self because someone put a plant too close to the toilet door?
There better be a scene where they’re just scoffing down plates upon plates of toasted sandwiches uncontrollably.
Wasn’t barbie R rated?
And if Barbie was critical of patriarchy, I hope the Sims movie is critical of hierarchy and religion
Proper R rated, not the new idea where people say fuck a few times. Peter Jackson in the 80s R rated.
And a scene where someone is trapped in a basement and has to paint paintings all day.
Thats a new one for me
I present to you, the Paint Goblin:
It’s a way to make money, they are traditionally coloured green.
Bathrooms with no doors.
Pools with no ladders.
The carpool will arrive in 20 minutes
One of the neighbours houses has to be this house:
FFS, what is up with movie studios picking games with next to no plot to make a movie out of?
Uggh…
Because it’s funny, and “troll teh forums” is the fastest way to level up the mischief skill?
Next up: Dwarf Fortress The Movie
Starring Peter Dinklage
The movie is about a fortress made out of little people because the producers don’t play video games. They just heard that kids these days are into Dwarf Fortress.
“We shall truly be the Dwarf Fortress.”
“What are we, some kind of Dwarf Fortress?”
Tbf it has more lore than most people unfamiliar with the series would probably expect.
But then they threw a lot of it away with 4.
If it doesn’t feature Katy Perry singing in Simlish, I don’t want it.
If the entire movie isn’t in Simlish then what even is the point?
Am I having a fever dream?
Will the main character die by burning alive while making a salad? And how much are all the expansions going to cost?
Next up we’re gonna see fucking SimCity aren’t we.
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