Unedited, straight from the Kindle version of the TNG Companion which has more typos and bad copy than you can shake a stick at.

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    Gather round, ye honored men I have a tale to tell Bout a Klingon named Kum And his battle with a mighty whale He ventured out upon the sea And unfurled his massive sail He travelled all round Kro’nos And ended in the east A mighty man, never once morose He sought out the vicious beast Searching high and low And when he found the great white thing Kum knew it was time to blow

    That’s the best I can do at 3am. Lol.