December goal of the month comp is gonna be all Liverpool goals. I like Kelleher, but Ali saves one or both of those first 2 goals, he’s so good.

4 goals all from midfield, such a change from our usual.

Gordon is a cunt and a diver but what on earth is James doing there, deserves a yellow for trying to play out a goal kick like that

This is some kind of meta thing for Pop. He hates threes so much he’s going to take a giant with a soft touch who will soon become unguardable inside 12 feet and make him shoot 6 threes a game. I can just see Pop bellowing to reporters “Is this what you want?”.

Poole at 28.6% isn’t far behind

Ok cool now so City

It’s peak delusion to think this isn’t a red. He lifts his foot and stamps down on the other players ankle, it doesn’t matter if he intended it or not. If Curtis Jones tackle was a red, then this is too.

Ragnick looking like an absolutely genius for bouncing, dude saw the future. Now he’s taking the Austrian Nat team to Euros while United continue to fester.

An hour gone and still waiting on that first shot on target for Arsenal…