Olsen fingerbanging the turducken

what are the odds you imagined ever writing this?

just an FYI… 86 is the record for combined free throws by both teams in a game… we reached 81 here… I guess the joke is on the fans…

we were so focused on Wemby’s offensive game, no one talked about his defensive side… and when discussions began about how many DPOY’s he might win in his career… I was like whaaat? I know he’s a prototype but I’m starting to see a lot of Olajuwon and David Robinson in him

I was preoccupied with Embiid’s reactions… which was pretty much, “fuck this shit… wonder if Morey will trade me to the Clippers instead?”

are you seeing the noticeable junk he’s carrying? Wemby is 30kg lighter than him… Lebron and Embiid carry less weight… I dunno what Zion’s deal is but he’s entering his fourth season yet to pass the 60 game mark…

Simmons on a $39 million per year contract which is more than the likes of Donovan Mitchell, Jayson Tatum and Devin Booker scored a massive FOUR points tonight in the season opener… so you know… THAT was still somehow less frustrating than coaching James Harden? DAMN! Jimmy… what you doing?