At first I thought you meant the homepage was offering unexpected porn, and I was considering going back. (I live in a repressed state.)

Minus the lobotomies, that’s still happening.

It’s wild that this is directly under the “worm-like creatures found in drinking water at ICE detention center” for me.

6. I mean, the Gamecube was basically a home defense weapon. Actually, the original XBox controller was pretty hefty, too. Sony really dropped the ball unless we’re giving the PS2 slim a pass as a throwing star.

My firefox is set to restore my last session, so I never see the homepage.

Oh, Lemmy’s like this, too, I guess. That’s a shame.

Holy shit, that’s more than the employee discount I got working in retail.

It’s load bearing.

So they could’ve called it Brand New Home.

I object to the death of literal, as well. These things only happen if we collectively allow it, and I’d rather not. Especially with the declining literacy rate.

It’s a shame that we couldn’t have an Advent Children type of thing covering the lead-up to the Night of Black Knives. Surely they have the money.

That’s not really the issue. Your opinion is that AI music is subjectively good. Objective things aren’t opinions.

My problem with it is that there is no objectively good music. The whole premise was bad from the start.

I can’t believe nobody’s called you out on not knowing what “objectively” means yet.

Got to be Circe. But chickens instead of pigs.

One of the food delivery apps labeled something “long distance delivery” at five miles. I could walk that. I didn’t, but I certainly didn’t pay someone else to drive it.

I live in a purple (supposedly) state and my grandfather suggested at Christmas that crosses should be burned in the yards of people who had signs up for a black democratic politician. Had no fucking clue he was like that. Haven’t seen him since.

So it doesn’t have to be a blue state, I guess, is my answer.

That’s how I ended up on lemmy, but I’ve seen more new memes in the past week than I’d probably seen all month on reddit.

Dignity and Grace are strippers. It’s actually a confession.

Does the alpha male have a yucky tummy? Poor thing.