Wrong franchise ;-)

ITT: people getting the joke.

New kink unlocked

Is this

Phone service under the direct control of the President of the United States of America 🦋

Small government?

Whatever you do, love Hertz

Nobody can prevent the future.

It’s just south of Newpoundland.

They take care of the house while the master is away 👐

What makes it a monolith is that the 70 binaries refuse to do their one job (see: Unix philosophy) independently.

A few months ago, a systemd update broke my boot process because I dared set up my device-mapper nodes manually in a minimal initrd without having a second copy of systemd in there as well. The device is there, yet systemd times out “waiting for device”. How come then a manual mount -a in the rescue shell works then?

If course, the bug had already been reported and swiftly rejected by L. “Hurr durr bother your distributor not me” Pottering.

Potatoes

are actually an eldritch, ante-dimensional horror perpetrated by intelligent, unseen beings

too.

Cocaine.

Posting too much will be the end of Lemmy if left unchecked.

It’s fantastic

!superbowl@lemmy.world

It’s almost like half the World is going to War

I’ll forgive you. This time.

Guess it depends on the Hebamme - there’s definitely the possibility to get consultations of this kind before and after birth.

True—salt is the worst.