Bally Sports Network Values:

1. Ensure their customers feel fully & completely fucked over via regional blackouts & a streaming service that doesn’t work literally 90% of the time.

2. Be a voice for hire in local news by going on a one-company crusade to end local news investigative journalism and providing a sense of safety to big business, shady politicians and corrupt police departments who know that if their local news station is owned by Sinclair (Bally’s parent company), they can do whatever they want and no journalist will come snooping around.

3. Blast half the country with “fake news” propaganda & fear-mongering (see: that YT compilation vid) like some sort of 1984 cosplay

4. Refuse to talk bad about James Harden lol wut

5. Suck so bad at business you have to declare bankruptcy and become a zombie corporation not even a full month into the NBA season

End of list

Don’t worry fam, I’m sure these leaked thoughts from anonymous sources in the Pats org will help with Mac’s trust issues

He’s also ahead in games played by 10 damn games lol. Absolutely wild to say they have almost the same stats and leave out the fact that Kamara has played the equivalent of >an extra half of a season