Have the Pats been eliminated from playoff contention yet or is there some ridiculous scenario that has them making it?

So are we just done with highlight posts?

I’d have gone with “Parsonsnips” instead of “Parsons Pie”

Getting worried about Dugger and Onwenu

I can understand buckling in the bag of food. But why are you buckling in a cup? There’s a cupholder right there.

Am I going to enjoy this game? No.

But I’m going to enjoy the morning beer I can now justify with “football is on.”

The only reason I give this any attention is Reiss is mentioning it, but I still don’t buy it. Even if Kraft wants to move on from Bill, mid-season is going too far.