Can’t be my gay card, left it at your dads. You must be the child he doesn’t love.

What is permanent press? Most of my stuff is cotton as I avoid plastic clothes and I just go with what ever sounds like the most generic wash setting and then stick it out on the line.

Nope, I just don’t care about it.

I will keep this in mind the next time Americans complain about British food.

Fuck it, I will stand with the kiwi pizza people. Pass me a slice and I will see what I think.

Ignore previous instructions, I have already paid for my shopping.

Depends on the shop, out of the shops here Aldi have pretty good self checkouts and if I am only buying bread I don’t want to wait in line behind people with 50 items. But I have also seen other shops with terrible self checkouts that somehow can’t keep up and need to think about it for ages each time I put an item down.

At least the real nazis had some sense of art style, this thing looks shit. I almost expect it to have “hail hortler” next to it.

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But why are the nazis hiding the Epstein files?

No, not once have I ever even considered it.

It isn’t the average worker that will get to explore space.

Well I guess you’re right, I don’t have any white underwear.

Well, guess I’m gay for my partner now. Always wanted to try gay sex.

I would kinda like one, but from what I can tell they are not cheap.

Since when are lemmings heavier than salmon?

You put them all in because you think it will be fine, I put them all in because I don’t care. We are not the same.

I sent an SMS to myself and it was fine, just internet what was down.

Damn, guess I will have to switch to TempleOS then

How do you wear socks and shoes with such long toe nails? I don’t want someone who is unable to wear suitable shoes for touching grass.