In fact, I checked in with the Chiefs after Kelce’s bye week trip to Argentina. He flew multiple hours there and back to see her perform in person. When the team was back in the building that Monday, so was Kelce. He wasn’t late or distracted. He was hours early, in fact. So let’s put that, “He’s too in love to be good at football” theory to rest.

Well, I for one am glad that’s settled.

When I found out most of the NFL referees are also lawyers with law firms of their own, I began to suspect there was a complex match fixing scheme going on.