a micron in size?

bordering on insanity

you forgot “grab em by the pussy”
nobody cares

who steals a shoe(s)? honestly!

three wrongs don’t make a right. but three lefts do

I dunno, I have 2 left feet so win win for me.

the flushing kind or the hole in he ground kind?
the there’s a sink kind. or there’s a communal soap bar to wash your asshole with and the other hand to eat with kind?
wonder how many Indians are left-handed, or if that’s even culturally accepted

happened in our garage when a roommate stepped on a fat spider trying to kill it. mini spiders everywhere!

sounds like sharks and their siblings

what am I missing? why is the picture titled the toast of shame?

try it out?

written apology? they’ll just use chatgpt for that

and what colour they are

more like 104° days until summer ends

and in parts of the world for inches to a foot. pretty useful for carpentry for example

yeh I guess that beats it lol

I start in the classic burrito tuck and end up ike a tostada

the boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
that’s why I shit on company time

giggity

that only happens in ducks