Laughs in cystic fibrosis, 3 days is rookie numbers
My China related conspiracy theory:
As a total layman, if I look up the origins of the English word “mango”, I find its first use in the 1500’s by Portuguese traders converting the Tamil word mankay.
The Chinese word for mango is “mang guo”, a cognate. What’s weird is that “guo” means roughly “fruit,” also used in “ping guo” for apple.
When I ask around if the original Portuguese translation came from the Chinese word, rhe common answer is no, and that’s the conspiracy.
I think the word has already transferred into Portuguese through Mandarin before its first recorded use, either through direct trade or via Arabic traders who also visited Mandarin speaking ports.
Because otherwise the match on the “guo” is just too coincidental.
Wow, Greg has not seen some serious shit.
Every three days is like my normal. I’ve gone 5 days on more than a few occasions. I even eat a lot of beans and stay hydrated.
Holy shit, I almost choked on my sandwich scrolling past this one. Way to sum Lemmy up in one word.
A thousand words, technically.
Only thing scarier then Greg is the post apocalyptic girls with thier boobs out
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constipationposting
What have I done!
Sorry, you’re getting sued over a copyright violation. Thats a linkin park song
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I’m gonna be the first china doesn’t exist guy of lemmy.
How Long is a Chinese name
Must be from Bhutan
Of course China doesn’t exist, it’s just Taiwan and West Taiwan.
I thought it was upper and lower Mongolia
New North Vietnam
China is a social construct
(Except when it’s a ceramic construct)
China is a made up country to create a bogeyman for the government to fearmonger to hapless citizens in a bid for control of their lives. Have you ever seen a Chinese character? How can you call that words? You can’t read that. No one can. It’s all a government psyop.
The Dynasties ended get over it!
Lemmy: "Greg what is your opinion on Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang having an affair with a chinese spy?
Greg: “Laxative, please.”
And over there, the horniest people in the psych ward
Are we talking about Miisha?
Oh hey. You rang?
guy who got kicked out of the paych ward for f**king another patient
He already said Lemmy.
It’s a room full of hunched over people with bulging neck veins, furiously masturbating without lube because they need the friction.
Ah, No Number2 November
Yall need fiber
I ate too much rasin bran and just took one of the biggest shits of my life. It wasn’t even that much, like half a box. It scares me thinking about what would happen if I ate more.
Beans
Fiber would have made it hard for Greg, who had to endure 3 days without pooping.
I’m already training for the 2027 Lemmy no poop July challenge
Can you make this a whole series? 😂
Oh God, there would be lots of beans.
Its never enough beans
You gotta get artistic with it. A couple of pintos as patsies on the soapy tiddies, a garbanzo for Dean’s head, a couple of red kidney’s wearing jeans, etc.
You got this.
What about Nicole? Don’t forget all the non bean things in here.
He had to survive 3 days without pooping
