Love may as well do the New York Bozo

Ooh fuck yeah, baby, the DMV’s gonna experience some Irritable Bowles Syndrome 💯

Some of the o-lines are bad to where they may as well be capital punishment.

Ravens and Commanders notes are accurate. I’m glad that Ravens are on a bye week for this upcoming week.

Joe Namath coming out of retirement like Mermaid Man to play starting QB

That was an immaculate turkey dance

Dude Perfect still are around?

Pretty sick song choice

Voodoo Child (Slight Return) is one of the greatest pieces of music ever made.

Also, useless fact: Darrell Green is my college’s Special Assistant to the athletics’ director.

Our secondaries continue to be space cadets, or Ron Rivera saved up a fuckton of style points to activate Gamebreaker 2 for this game. Still, a Washington-Dallas game is always something special for better or worse.

Holy fuck, those drops were painful to watch. Poor Mahomes. Game went by quick for me, but I thought SNF was a bit more fun this week.

I hardly read the post but I just wanna say I love you 💜

My flairs (Ravens vs Commanders) For as fun as the preseason bouts are, a Super Bowl would have emotions running high in the Baltimore-DC stretch, for sure.

Forbes has to be careful with that. Jeez

I feel the true winners of the Browns/Ravens game will be those with a surround system so they could mute Vilma or are at the game itself.

This would get the loudest “what” chants in the world if this were a promo on Monday Night Raw.