Fucking Jared… Douchebags gonna douchebag, right?

I started building these Gundam model kits and articulation and posing is a big deal in the hobby. Kits are judged on their ability to strike natural looking poses. I discovered that just slightly bending all joints usually does the trick. I was taking selfies on a tripod in front of a 100 yr old drainage culvert and I realized that I too look terrible in photos because I tend to square myself up to the camera and stand as straight as I can. I look like a goofball. Then, I remembered posing the models. I put one foot slightly in front of the other, turned my body slightly to one side, bent my arms slightly, turned my head slightly. Suddenly, I looked like a badass character from The Walking Dead, searching for a safe place in the wasteland.

Why use the foldaway frame? The standard frame is cheaper and probably lighter, without all the hinges and gimmicks. Permanent rig? I’d have to see the space. Hire an experienced Key Grip to rig it right and safety it off, of course.

Flush out your head gear, new guy. You got scammed. There will be no magazines or photos or your money back. You’ve been ghosted. The photog is in the wind. Poof. They’ve gone to ground. Take the L, learn the lesson