My grandmother called me a braindead bastard once when i was like…9
Neither of those adjectives were applicaple to me considering i was in the gifted courses in school and her son is my father who had already married my mother when they had me
Did you see Regis this morning?
Ok but how did the mustard seed popcorn taste?
Most people: 😨
Statisticians: 🤓
Ok but Chivalry II is the best multiplayer game of all time
What other game can you throw a peasant at an enemy knight for the kill
Why else would it be called teabagging?
Thats how you’re supposed to check if your tea has been sweetened properly before consumption
“Im not trying to be overly sensitive i genuinely just dont get the joke. Explain it to me. Make it funny.”
Ever been to a walmart in a small town on saturday?
Where the only thing to do in town is go to the walmart…
Its that but with enough gas pumps to fuel the military
FYI lemmy is a Progressive Web App you can install from your mobile browser of choice
Never bothered with any 3rd party apps
Im sure there are games that wouldnt even work so i technically didnt even play them but ill list a couple of games that i tried playing, hated, and uninstalled almost immediately
They both had the same problem.
Days gone and Red Dead Redemption 2.
I tried to force myself into enjoying rdr2 because it was supposedly that good. For the first few hours i kept asking myself when does the game start? When do i actually get to play?
Days gone i only made it maybe an hour before i quit and uninstalled.
I want to play a game not watch an interactive movie
Microsoft teams
Pizza hut
Most of my utilities online sites
The aggressive enshittification of everything is why I’ve started downloading games from gog instead of steam.
Its why i have a jellyfin server.
Now its why ill have to find a new favorite mouse to use and have multiple backups of (once my g502 wireless and the backup finally die)
A belly up cat
Yes. Yes they are afraid of the world and everything/everyone in it.
They often have malformed amygdalas keeping them in a constant state of fear and paranoia
Trust in the Foss.
If it pisses people off enough they will manually create a database of videos and ad timestamps for removal if it can’t be easily automated.
Standard conservative mindset where nothing is real until it happens to them.
Their faces had not be eaten by the leopard yet
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Canada should have built a wall
You might be surprised to learn that words often have different meanings and sometimes they can be nouns or adjectives