how much are plane tickets to egypt?

well at least your bio is accurate

Tell me you don’t know anything about the US without telling me.

Before it fell off the ice stuck behind my tire was pitch black

Moral of the story: If the Gods give you a bull, fuck it before it gets your wife pregnant.

i suck behind a 7-11

What if the reason why videogame movies have been failing all this time is because they keep giving them to awful directors who just make them for german tax writeoffs.

Any burnin with modern screens is going to be miniscule for everyone who had a CRT or plasma.

Yeah. Social media.

my favorite part of 2002 was all the “never forgetti september eletti” while ALSO everyone was frantically airbrushing the twin towers out of movie posters to not make people remember

The ocean is a soup.

I never did acid and I’m still a worthless sack of shit so maybe the acid has nothing to do with anything.

Calamity

Da ba de da ba di

Haiku

Inshallah we see the fall of the entire anglosphere in our lifetimes.

What if someone made the hytale of terraria?

The subscribed to billions of communities I’m not interested in thing is part of why I haven’t used this account since making it 9 months ago lol. I was expecting it to just subscribe me to like the generic movies/science/news comms or like just the top five mau of each category. Was the button always there and I was just blind?