you looking at this while trying to decipher it means you’re the third member of this staredown
I finally got the joke she’s out of TP so she needs a bidet
it’s got a penguin, therefore it’s about linux, therefore it’s political.
I dont like this.
Sure, just treat it like it’s non-sentient.
awww piplup!
This is just completely barbarically wrong. There’s no wayThe floors would be that clean with the walls, covered in a pee pea spray
Ironically, Bidet will be unable to fulfill their… nomative deterministic function… if they do not have enough PP for Water Gun.
… where PP stands for Power Point(s), in Pokemon lingo, the number of times a Pokemon can use a specific move.
Know the difference between chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I don’t want to have a garbanzo bean on me
*garbanzo bean on my face
Yup. I dont pay $100 to have garbanzo bean on my face.
Maybe it’s rust? Or the ugliest, worst shade of blue with gold marbling.
Pp rusts
True!
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If that was the case…That roomna would look like a saigon sex worker at the end of the Vietnam war.
Why have I got the suspicion this is fetish content of some sort
Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.
I mean… the … implication is still that she’s going to use the poor penguin… just its… water gun ability… as opposed to… being a literal asswipe.
Because she’s 8, depicted as wearing a thong, and the picture is insinuating that she wants an animal to squirt water at her vagina and asshole.
That’s not a thong
Oh sorry, what kind of underwear is that child wearing?
Those are technically bikini panties.
Based pervert.
Knowing what different types of underwear look like makes you a pervert?
You can’t have a girlfriend or be a girl online in his world.
Well, of course, it’s a bidet
Well I’m an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways
same with me. just realised what’s going on.
i guess where innocent wee angels uncorrupted by the sins of the internet
I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named “Bidet”, but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is (“Piplup”), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.
my biggest boomer opinion is that there’s only 151 Pokemon’s, the rest are mental diseases. I won’t learn the name of any Pokémon beyond the original 151.
I lost track after Gold/Silver/Crystal, so it stops at 251 for me.
I remember collecting the first gen stickers. Good times
Ah shit another fellow gen one’r.
Don’t forget to have your prostate checked ;__; (we’re old now)
… did you ever get the Mew out of the back of the truck, lol?
that’s what nurse joy is for
She only checks Pokemon’s prostates…
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Same here. I was going to say he’s still at green health, no way she’s catching that bidet with a regular ball.
…is she capturing it, or is that the poke ball she keeps it in?!
No, it has a custom name, so this is a Pokemon that has already been caught.
Wild Pokemon do not have custom names.
So… yeah, she woke it up, summoned it, for this.
unless it’s an especially docile one that wants to be captured, i guess?
I thougt the same thing, until I noticed the toilet paper gone.
Impromptu bidet.
… except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.
This… usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name… right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.
So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of … not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.
… This all implies… that this Pokemon’s purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.
Either that, or she named it Bidet as a midly cruel but ultimately innocent joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to… actually use ‘Bidet’ as a bidet.
I know this post isn't intended to me, but to others ignorant of Pocket Monster lore. But disengage me please.
the thread linked explains why Khyle named him “Bidet”
Unless you have more blursed content you want me to make a community for.
I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn’t have a negative effect on real-life at all, it’s not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it’s not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn’t the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to “child-coded” things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!
I mean… I can see why people are weirded out by this, but also… it really doesn’t have to be a sexual thing.
You could put Ash, or Silver or whoever in this position… its… not like guys cannot also use bidets… and its not like the concept of running out of toilet paper, or using a bidet, is inherently sexual.
Sure, it can be, if that’s actually your fetish.
But it doesn’t have to be.
What, she has a semi risque, bikini type thong thing, as underwear?
Uh… when I was the age of this character (10-12 apparently, depending on which game she’s in)…
I would stand at the bus stop for school, and one neighborhood girl, same age as me, would brag about wearing one of these, have it hiked up past her pants/shorts waist line, and keep trying to get me to do dares or favors so I could ‘see more of it’.
I was also friends with less uh… attention seeking girls, and a few years later, I’m getting invited to their slumber parties (mostly to marathon a season of Buffy, sometimes Toonami, eventually Venture Bros) because I’m actually respectful, trustworthy, and keep my hands to myself.
What I’m trying to say is:
What this character is depicted as wearing was not an uncommon kind of girl’s undergarment bottom, even 20 years ago.
Not all girls wear granny panties.
Its not inherently sexualizing, to be wearing a fairly common kind of underwear.
I think the point of this is to be embarassing and awkward… ‘cringe’, even… not fetishistic.
I get that, especially as a lot of chuds are using lolishota and similar as a means to gatekeep, and they also denied the existence of really bad elements in their community blaming it on supposed psyops by anits, but also this kind of speech is often used for performative activism. And performative activism rarely did anything good.
You worded it better than I would ever have.
I think this is rage bait but I think there is a difference between saying “X is weird” and saying “X should be banned”. That’s all I will say on the matter
Performative activism often uses the tactic of rage baiting.
Women do not urinate out of their vagina
To be fair, neither do men.
Its because the thong underwear
In her defence the toilet paper is out.
women use toilet paper for peeing as well
Also men that don’t want pee drips in their pants.
Huh??
If you have pee drips often enough or bod enough to worry about toilet paper you should probably talk to a doctor.
Really? Now I am old but should have started using a bit of paper way earlier than I did. You can squeeze out a couple of drips every time, try it, use a bit of paper.
awww she’s happy to see you
How silly of the artist to keep the tiny, black panties in
Do you take your underwear entirely off? Or just drop em around your ankles? Doubly so if you still have shoes on.
An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps
Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.
My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.
Ok, now I’m inappropriately laughing at work. Thanks 🤣
Not getting blastoise out for that job?
That would end up with an enema…
Smart bidet.
who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don’t remember the character’s outfit but I’m imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.
It looks like a one-piece outfit in which case I think women tend to just pull it all upwards when they need to use the toilet
Damn, I wish women was real. Imagine, we would be able to just ask them! Damn
It kinda looks like her outfit is multiple components. An undershirt skirt and vest, that is unless this is a Fred from Scooby Doo situation where they have a visually identical outfits that are all mechanically different. Regardless she probably just rolls up the skirt, source I have gone to the bathroom in both a toga and a kilt.
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I knew that artist’s name started w/“K.”I miss /c/blursedimages
What happened to blursedimages?
after the api ban, we disbanded.
threadiverse hasn’t taken the mantle. And I am too busy to scout for new content.
thank you!
