Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate into the void. She’ll chase after it.
Should I set them on fire? Should I roast marshmallows over their smoldering charred remains and make s’mores?
Yes and yes. Did anyone bring any graham crackers. I seem to have left mine in my lair.
Absolute cinema. 🙌 No notes. Etc, etc, etc


(Dragon made a mistake and edited her comment)
“What’s your name, kid?”
“Steve.”
“Fuck that. Your name is Steve now.”
I’m flying above it, circling and watching for anyone who dares interrupt your whimsical frolicking.
Or perhaps I’ll just change the whole narrative and say neither of us are frolicking. You’re riding on my back as I fly around.
I’m playing Pokémon Ultra Sun while watching season 2 of Once Upon A Time. Checked out both from the library. Love my local library 📚 🐲


Copypasted from another comment There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔


There is a pile of shit in the picture, so if you were to stretch the meaning of the term “shitpost” perhaps it could count? 🤔
Damn, I need to start going to my library more often


The dragons will rise again! (But in all seriousness, this whole situation does really suck)


Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍


Whoops! My bad!


My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲
Hell yeah, my trans queen!


Trans or cis?
This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.


I said that to my literal birthgiver once. I realise now I would’ve been better off if she continued to not know who I was.
Encore! Encore! 👏🐲