Sign me up for that
Libraries are another example of a purely Socialist concept that is woven into our “Democratic” society, so this is their chance to demonize libraries in their defamation of Socialism before the Midterms. Museums are next.
When they do that, remind them that nothing is more Socialist than the Fire Department, which was originally a private operation, until the citizens made it a socialist municipal mainstay. Do they want to get rid of the Fire Department, just because it is Socialist? How about public parks? How about State or National Parks?
Where the fuck did I put my library card…
It’s limited, so you have to sign up in advance.
Wow, I’m going to the wrong library. Where is this library?
Now they come for libraries, the last source of true information. Once those are gone, history is what they say and reality is what they say.
NOTE: You still have to be very quiet, so don’t forget the ball gag.
My balls did not consent to being used as a gag
That’s just common courtesy!
I am only am realising now that “the 7” was probably also parodying "the 5”.
If only that were true. sigh
The reason fox news is able to make wild claims about libraries is because its viewers haven’t stepped foot in a library since they were in elementary school.
Wait until they find out you can do early voting at the Library.
Sign me up! lol. I can’t get an erection. I’ve been to my local library a few times, and they have little rooms you can rent for private meetings and whatnot. Definitely heard a couple fuck in one of those, once.
I was wondering how long it would take them to attack libraries. FREE books, internet access, and air conditioning?

Books?
I can’t read. I go to my library for free comic books, access to digital streaming services, and printing.
More specifically, true information is communism. Don’t you know history is what the white man says it is? Google has already updated their search results to reflect revisionist history. Once the libraries are gone, that’s it.
Wait, now you can use Libby and borrow books from libraries within hundreds of miles or you…for free? Better end that shit we don’t want people learning anything. Statistically the higher your education level the more likely you are to be a Democrat atheist.
Free and uncensored education? Don’t you realise that’s literally…
Which ones. Are any local to me?
And Republicans just believe it because none of them have ever been to a library before
Step 1 of the plan to close all public libraries in the US.
Think of the money they can save, and give tax cuts to the Sociopathic Oligarchs. No sense wasting knowledge on people who are only going to die in slave labor camps anyway.





