Smart Launcher is great so far. Thanks for the recommendation.

I’m certain Stephen Miller has already assumed other wifely duties for Trump, so this wouldn’t be a stretch.

More people gently creep into dementia every day.

The “in matters of taste” line is misinformation started in the last decade online by people who repeat things without looking up if they’re true or not.

I can’t disagree. Democrats: different masks, same masters.

Your contributions are greatly appreciated, so keep yapping!

He’s everyone’s favorite stupid commie, thank you very much.

You’re also not stupid at all. I often wonder if you’re actually four people. If you’re not, props for being that good.

But no one is going to steal my car if they have to fight the three peacocks that are trying to fuck it.

Bad advice is bad, mmmkay.

I think peacocks might be louder but vocalize less frequently. That means you’d have to live with peacocks, though. They’re awful. You can hear their loudest cries up to a couple of kilometres away.

Someone really hates Barney.

That worm really changes the meaning of “fuck the earth”.

If you’re old as shit, then I’m older than shit, but I’m not old so you’re not old either.

More like ArseTechnica, eh?

Username does not check out.

Almost any large capitalist company, especially those that are publicly traded, will devour its own in the name of higher Q3 profits.

Any they police? Are these American children with toy guns? If yes to either, then daycare is out. Forever.

They don’t care what it means, they just use it to bludgeon people into doing what they want.

My friend bought what he thought was 16GB ddr5 for $50, but turned out to be 10 sets for $500. Now they’re selling for about $250 each. Everything is insane!

I’d rather cut Sam Altman’s hands off and use them to beat him to death while screaming “stop hitting yourself, Sam! Stop hitting yourself!”