Vance would streams himself inside a couch.

FTFY. On Onlyfans.

Fucking spot on.

If you go to a United States prison, all of the electronics are clear!

Mrrrmmm, ACKchyually, she’s over 15 so it’s EPHEBOphilia. They’re two very different things, thank you very much.

/s, kiddie diddling is kiddie diddling.

Anyone unironically using any variation of “I’m just telling it how it is” is generally an idiot. You don’t disprove that trend.

Did you suddenly stop taking your meds?

If you’re anywhere north of 10 years old, you still have a lot of growing up to do. Thanks for showing me exactly what kind of person you are and I hope you have a day that is just as wonderful as you are.

Hold on here. Was it that you knew it wouldn’t translate well in text or was it that we’d need to use our brains but didn’t? Because you seem to change your story so that you can blame everyone else for misunderstanding because you were vague.

It’s funny you call us Redditors: I’m engaging with you (and increasingly regretting it) instead of just downvoting and moving on, while you’re blaming others instead of owning up to your actions. Which exactly is classic Reddit behavior?

You made a comment you knew wouldn’t translate well to text and didn’t try to make sure others would understand your intent. Someone took it seriously, so your response is “knew someone would get all hurt by it though” instead of owning up to it.

I have this wild suggestion for it. Don’t write ambiguous messages. If you do and it confuses or offends someone, explain or apologize instead of being a wanker and pretending the other people are the problem. You’re the problem here, mate.

LOL. The gentleman doth protest too much.

Lol, the fact that you actually forgot to switch back to your alt in your response makes it even funnier. Thanks for proving my point for me!

Edit: you need to change your writing style between alts, that’s primarily what gives you away. They make the same bad logic arguments and ALL seem to have a massive stiffy for imaginary tankies. Plus how you downvote bomb people immediately after disagreeing with them is a sure sign of shenanigans.

Did you ever consider that being chronically online and invested in the approval of strangers to the point of having to fabricate your own support might be a massive warning sign?

I’ve got you mate.

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Do you mean X, formerly Twitter? I had trouble hearing you with Elon’s dick in your mouth.

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Just kidding, it’s CP

Username does NOT check out, great write up. Easily a perfect 5/7.

That’s fine but, if you don’t read the article, don’t comment on it like you did. I’m not suggesting that’s what you did, but that’s clearly what many people here did.

P.s. use 12ft.io and archive.ph to get around pay walls.

If there’s a pay wall and you don’t use something like 12ft.io or archive.ph to get around it, just don’t comment. There’s no requirement to comment and those that do so without knowing what the article is actually about are providing commentary on their imaginations.

“Free speech absolutist”. I wish he’d trip in the bathroom and make the world a better place.

The biggest failure here is the number of people who obviously didn’t read the article. Why comment if you don’t know what you’re actually commenting about? Is this the writing equivalent to loving the sound of your own voice?

Edit: I can’t believe my latest most controversial take is “maybe don’t discuss what an article says unless you read it first”. Just can’t make this shit up.