Is there something about search engines, as opposed to other online services, that makes you expect them to be free?

I hope this is a joke where you’re calling your two year old child “a guy you live with”.

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Congrats on your Nobel prize!

Guest starring 790 as C-3PO’s head

Before the human begins to decompose, the essence of the pacemaker leaves its plastic housing (the “accidental properties” of the device) and goes to a realm outside of space and time to forever keep the pace of the Great Heart for which it was ultimately created. The human, meanwhile, is eaten by worms.

Everything reminds me of her

I mean yeah I suspect most people on Lemmy have. But we’re outliers.

Which website?

I don’t know how the Google thing works, but I disconnect the cellular antenna before driving a car off the lot, and the speed thing still works for me.

Also blow out the duct. So many people don’t even know that’s a thing that needs done. Took me a decade until I learned that, and it was so clogged.

My 9 year old car has it as one of the options to show in the heads up display. It’s pretty convenient. But I can switch to something else or turn it off if I don’t want it. As long as it stays that way, there’s no need for frowny faces yet.

They doo noothing!

Their editors are unineffective.

I’ll bite. What enforcement mechanism would you suggest?

The Guardian Legend on NES.

Fossils? Satan put them there to trick you.

Light from billions of light years away? God created it in transit.

Radiometric dating? God just poofed the isotopes to look that way

Nothing is falsifiable when there are all-powerful beings magicking stuff willy nilly.

Jesus is my copilot raid parity.

I still prefer sass over tailwinds.

“Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.”