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Cake day: October 30th, 2023

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  • Prompted with odd/amusing headlines, my custom instructed (with examples) Llama2 bot came up with these replies- on average maybe 5 shots to get the punchline I posted below.

    Man accidentally sells wife’s wedding dress in garage sale “Who needs a wedding dress when you can have a sweet pair of used garden gnomes? Am I right, honey?” Man creates life-sized statue of himself out of butter “Well, it’s certainly a ‘butter’ version of himself. Sorry, had to.” New study suggests that dogs prefer reggae music “Paws-itive vibes only: Dogs jammin’ to reggae, mon!” Thrift store asks people to stop donating ‘used and unused’ sex toys “Thrift store pleads for no more ‘used’ toys, but will still accept gently ‘used’ vinyl records and VHS tapes of ‘50 Shades of Grey.’” Hundreds of people in Spider-Man costumes gather in Argentina “Spider-Man’s secret identity revealed: hundreds of people in Argentina” Reported human remains in Washington cave was a plastic beer bong “Police called to investigate human remains in Washington cave, find plastic beer bong instead. ‘It was a real buzzkill,’ said the local sheriff.”

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