No, but I like the spirit

Morey keeps winning

Morey keeps winning trades and the sub will never admit that.

Embiid is a white Jokic.

Maxey is Mr. Him.

Bro could barely beat the Rockets 😭

Does he average a triple double a game for an entire season?

These are never funny

ROY goes to whoever can successfully post up on CP3

He should be disqualified from the ROY conversation

Out da mud

I AM VERY FRUSTRATED

“Tatum feeling it”

airballs

I loathe you Doris.

Least favorable Celtics whistle

Doris: “Impressively large lead by Celtics 😫 so huge 😫😫 I can hardly handle it 😫😫😫 Tatum not holding anything back 😫😫😫😫”

Me: 😐

Doris please, kids watch this. We don’t need to see you gargling the entire Celtics team’s balls yet. Wait till the third, I’m begging.

Holy fuck I just realized there are two announcers

Did Doris’s co-announcer get assassinated?

Doris is such a smartass. Why did Cov deserve that lol?

Embiid hits his FTs. Why can’t the Pacers? Curious 🤔

The hatred towards the Sixers is demonstrated by y’all actually blaming Tobias for that

Morris not the hero we expect or deserve, but he is the hero we need