Honestly I’m kinda glad we suck ass. If this team was mid and just below .500 playing haram ball, the FO would still preach continuity in hopes of a 1st round exit. With these results the writing is on the wall, on the ceiling, on the floor, on the furniture… There were rumours back when the Lavine trade request report came out that they wanted to trade him for win-now pieces and retool around DeRozan. It’s inconcievable to me that they would still think this way after this run of results.

Bulls don’t get worse by virtue of already being ass.

Chicago still owes a top-10 protected pick in 2025 to the Spurs from the DeMar trade. We’re technically neutral on assets because we own a lottery protected Portland pick, but it’ll never convey because they’ll probably be tanking until 2028 when it turns into 2 seconds.

What if MJ never retires in 93

What if Thibs pulls the starters with 2 minutes left and up 14 in game 1 vs Philly in the 2012 playoffs?