I buy DVDs

They weren’t lucky. They voted for people that removed all the guardrails that enabled their success.

Everyone talks about gun rights, but what about sword rights? Why can’t I open carry a claymore in a Wendy’s? Law abiding sword owners face the most oppressive laws in the country and in some states can not even own swords for self defense. The right to bear swords should be on everyone’s mind come November.

Oh ya NYC is totalling flipping red you guys. The Republican geniuses created a humanitarian crises and totally owned the libs. Mhmmm

Too bad it’s an issue that almost nobody gives a fuck about. The media is desperate for a horse race, for drama, for a crises, but people are exhausted from the constant exaggeration and most of us not living in the beltway would rather live our lives in peace.

This is the real answer. Arrest the spoofers. Anyone can vpn and spoof a phone call. It’s why I don’t answer my phone anymore

Talented people have more bargaining power. The implication is that nobody wants to work in the office, but some people do it because they have to.

You could just have that weird golden cumshot on your forehead.

He killed me with a sword, how weird is that

“I want the male Klingons in black face”

Hey everybody, we doin’ crimes and shit. Whatchu gonna do about it

I e got one now. It’s a good phone with no bloat

Cool Dad, see you same time next year?

There’s a 2008 style crash coming in the credit market for cars. There’s a lot of subprime loans and a lot of car companies that got into financing that shouldn’t have. Wait til they really get squeezed. Who am I kidding tho, they will just ask for a bail out.

AI can’t be dangerous if it’s incompetently run by Microsoft. Taps forehead

Microsoft would never aquire an innovative company just to ruin it.

I guessing he made a sex robot that went on a killing spree.

Imagine making a movie about George Washington, but you cast a French guy and everyone in the movie has a French accent.

Can we just fully cancel his ass so we don’t have to hear about him any more. I yearn for the day I no longer hear about Musk or Trump on a daily basis.

I’m Mr. Meseeks, look at me!